The Artist formerly known as Fetus

When discussing name options for the new tater tot in my belly with Jessica over Google Chat and coffee (I curled in my leopard print chair still in my pajamas, and she most likely wearing something fashionable in her fancy important job in New York as a writer who writes things like this commercial), we came up with these gems. Mostly, she did. Here's the copy and paste from the chat. Enjoy.

Jessica: Oliver
me: hahahah!
Oliver and Oliver
Jessica: What about for a boy: Boss Awesome
8:38 AM me: Oh. My. You just nailed it.
It's official.
Jessica: Or......2TheMax Graham
I think numbers is the new fad.
Like Prince.
8:39 AM me: 2TheMax Michael Jackson Graham
Jessica: HA
Billie Jean Graham
me: I have to blog these.
Jessica: for a boy or girl
me: Billie Jean! I just did a wheeze!
My eyes are watering.
Jessica: Lil Wheezie Graham